The Story of Bavaria...
Once upon a time, there was a wonderfull place called Bavaria... This place was an oasis located in the middle of Europe...
The place was protected by a woman...
Ehmm... Made of stone..
Anyway... There were some very wonderfull, but sometimes very wierd traditions in Bavaria...
In Bavaria there were no shame in feeling like this at 11.am...
...But only after this kind of breakfast; Boiled white Freud-inspired sausages along with sweet mustard and Breze (salt pretzel)
This was part of the breakfast menu too. Yep! They actually had the opinion,
that weissbier was the prefferable breakfast drink... (Milch is overrated anyway)
Nice beer by the way ;)
In Bavaria it was considered feminine for a woman to wear a 1 liter mass glass...
In bavaria they didn't dress like the rest of Europe...
Nope... They preffered the backside of a man to look like this...
And the frontside, should come along with as many mass' as possible.
The leading mail of the bavarian tribe, was the one, that could carry the most
full mass'.
The dress was very important in Bavaria. They had a lot of affection for lether and knitting. The more of it, you were wearing, the more streetrespect you got.
This kind of hair was high fashion in Bavaria, and it even had a name; Vokuhila = Vorne kurze hinten lang...
Another thing, that they really thought were cool, was...
Spezi! In Bavaria they thought, that mixing Coke and Fanta was a fantastic invention!
All together, the bavarians just preferred to look at the world like this...
There was a problem though....
If you stayed to long in Bavaria, you would get addicted...
And the physical effects could be horrible!
So of course, this was the place we chose for the AIT-get-together...